I am totally fucked off with the amount of "Charity Muggers" in London - those smiling shiney happy goons with clipboards that pepper the streets round here, trying to way-lay you with a cheery hello and a false smile.

I expect that once I pass through the foyer of my office that I will be safe from these annoying pests....but no. Not today matey.

Because for some daft reason, our company has let a couple of Charity Highwaymen to set up a little stall in the first floor foyer and pester us as we go to and come back from lunch!

FUCK RIGHT OFF YOU CUNTS!

I have nothing against giving to charities and have done so on quite a few occasions BUT I WILL CHOOSE WHEN AND HOW I DO IT THANKS!

I think our employers are taking the piss.